Happy birthday to my babydoll Ms Glossyloca! Its your party and you can cry if you want to. Or throw drinks on girls if you want to. Or drink wine out of a box and scream in guys faces talking shit about their mandals if you want to. I love you and yes girl this Saturday is going to be ridiculous. A true Boobs party at a strip club? With chicken wings? Hoodrats? A dream come true! Lets paint this town blood red and celebrate another year of wickedness.
I got you two cats.
and a cat cake
We are going to get down for your bday!